relationship status: 12.7k tweets
relationship status: my cats and I are doing just fine without you
relationship status: my autocorrect didn’t have “penetrate” and I just added it for a poem
relationship status: I ain’t afraid of no ghost
relationship status: alone with my thoughts and my headache
relationship status: there’s new Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix
relationship status: how dare you, sir
relationship status: getting adult braces
relationship status: your neuroses intersecting with my neuroses until we’re just a giant Venn diagram of bs
relationship status: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you
relationship status: discover Magnum chocolate
relationship status: ghost in the shell
relationship status: just another godless witch living it up in the city
relationship status: good thing this mascara’s waterproof
relationship status: I guess the poison’s working
R. Brookes McKenzie 