let me at her. I’ll
scratch her eyes
out! I love all women,
except this one, who is clearly
a megabitch. she must be
perfect in every way
and therefore phony
as the day is long.

I bet
she’s eight feet tall
with feet that somehow
don’t look like skis.
I bet she naturally
has a double row
of eyelashes
like Liz Taylor. I bet she
rolls out of bed looking
adorably rumpled
and her farts smell like
fresh-baked cookies.

she’s disgustingly gorgeous
without even trying
and she never throws up
in public. she must be a
superhuman supermodel.
I hate her perfect,
perfect guts.

more proof
that she’s too good
for this world? she seduced
and then rejected
you. so now
she’ll have you
panting after her

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R. Brookes McKenzie

what fresh hell is this

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